Chapter 1: The Scumbag System, Letâs Perish Together
âDamn, damn, damn, to hell with this scumbag system, youâre messing with me, huh? Come on, letâs perish together.â
It was initially agreed that as long as the nauseating script was performed, I could go home, leaving this novel world dripping with melodrama.
Shedding my villain identity.
But then the system claimed there was a problem, the plot had deviated, and I had to do it all over again.
Taking the gun from my drawer, I aimed it straight at my head. For a long time, I was led by the nose by this scumbag system, but not anymore, letâs destroy it all!
If you wonât let me live, then letâs die together.
[HostââCalm down, please calm down.].
The systemâs urgent cries rang out, severely underestimating the hostâs temperament. This wasnât what those system seniors told, was it? Werenât the systems supposed to be the boss between it and the host?
ââŠâ
The gun remained pressed against my head, waiting for the systemâs explanation.
[The system promises, this is the last time. Just complete the plot, and the system can immediately free you from this world.].
Lu Li lowered his head, his eyes filled with gloom: âIs that all you have to say, scumbag system?â
[âŠ].
âYou made me live like a scumbag for so many years, do you think Iâd still listen to your bullshit? Come on, letâs perish together!â I thought this system could give me a reason.
But itâs the same old story of empty promises, does it really take Lu Li for a fool?
âLetâs die in this damned world together!â Without hesitation, I pulled the trigger.
[Host sustained unexpected injury, emergency protocol activated].
Time seemed to freeze at this moment, the bullet that hadnât left the barrel seemed jammed, unable to exit, and even the wind froze in place, the curtain at the bedside caught by a breeze remained uplifted, unable to fall.
It wasnât the bullet that was jammed; it was time that had frozen.
[System, thereâs absolutely no comparison, the system promises, no matter what, once this plot performance is completed, I can definitely send you back to your original world.].
The system pleaded earnestly.
Mocking it silently in my heart:
âYou block me once, but are you confident you can block me every time? Do you really think Iâll still believe your nonsense?â
The fragile trust between the host and the system was already broken, regardless of whatever the scumbag system said, Lu Li no longer saw the need to believe it.
âYou let me be humiliated by those women like a dog, over and over, do you really think I wouldnât get angry?â
âOr do you really think I enjoy being publicly humiliated and killed by those people?â
[âŠ].
Oh no, the host is truly desperate, those experiences from system seniors donât apply here!
âRelease me, you block me once, but you canât block me the second or third time, I have countless opportunities to perish together with you, scumbag system.â
Cold and bitter words full of resentment, against the oppressed life of his previous existence.
A normal person, publicly humiliated by the female leads on various occasions, faced slaps, despised in various situations, God knows he endured it all with a frown in his past life.
[âŠIt really is the last timeâŠ] The system attempted to struggle once more.
âLet me go one more time,â he said coldly.
[Host, next, I will unban the time on your arm, but all other time will remain banned. Just lower your hand, let the bullet fly somewhere else.].
âAlright~~â
[âŠHost, lower your arm!!!].
âUnfreeze time, I command you to unfreeze time.â
[Host, if you lower your arm, then I can unfreeze it!].
âHaha, I say, scumbag system, youâre dreaming beautifully, giving me some little favors, do you think thatâll make me obediently listen to you? Iâm determined to perish together with you today.â
âYou can keep time frozen, but I want to see how long you can last.â A ghostly gaze met the system, deep and filled with utter darkness.
[Host⊠I know youâre angry, but I couldnât help it, the rules are like this.].
The system, even being foolish, realized the host was definitely set on a mutual destruction course, it couldnât keep up for long!
It panicked.
âRules? Your rules have only brought me discomfort, I freaking care about your rules.â
âLetâs see who outlasts whom.â
System: ââŠâŠâ
[Host, you can ask for anything, please put down the gun, the system has also given you quite a few benefits over the years, you canât do this to me!].
The system gave in, helplessly, scared by the hostâs posture of mutual destruction.
âHaha, benefits, those things are useless, then they are no benefits.â Lu Li sneered, indeed the system gave him many benefits, but when had he ever used them once, things with no practical use are trash.
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